Posted by: neilhopwood | June 8, 2010

So you want to know why I am an ex-sailor?


Just go down to the Royal Cape Yachting club on a Wednesday night after “race” evening and you will quickly find out why I had to disassociate myself from this particular species of homo-sapiens.

I mean I love being on a sailing boat, out in the open ocean with nothing between you and certain death but your wits. But once you touch land all the freaks come out and first want to lick and praise you, then goto the yacht club and tell all their “friends” how much of a dickhead you are and shouldn’t be on a boat. These are the people who sail on Wednesday evening typically and then go home and beat their spouse. Those of you from the Royal Cape reading this know who you are!

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